35 Fruit Puns Pear-fect for Any Situation

Looking for something sweet to say to your honeydew? Maybe your friend isn’t feeling berry well and could use a good pick-me-up. Everyone can ap-peach-iate a good fruit joke, so we came up with 35 fruit puns to brighten your day. Have a laugh, steal a kiss or say thank you in a unique way by slipping a fruit pun into your conversation. These fruit puns would make a pear-fect text message or sweet lunchbox note and are guaranteed to produce a smile.

For Motivation

Send worries away and take on the day without running out of juice! Remind someone how awesome they are by encouraging them with a sweet fruit pun.

1. No fig deal, you got this!
2. Squeeze the day
3. Don’t worry, just let it mango
4. Be like a pineapple - always wear your crown
5. You’re pear-fect
6. You’re grape
7. You are cherry sweet
8. You’re plum-perfect
9. You’re hard core
10. You’re a peach
11. You’re one in a melon

For Your Special Someone

Sweet talk your Valen-lime with some fruit puns to make them blush. Let them know you’ve picked the best of the bunch.

1. I find you very ap-peel-ing
2. We make a great pear
3. You’re the apple of my eye
4. I cherry-ish you
5. Lime all yours
6. You hold the kiwi to my heart
7. I miss you berry much
8. Honeydew you know how happy you make me?
9. I’m bananas for you, let’s never split
10. Sorry I’m bad at pickup limes
11. You’ve got a peach of my heart
12. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple
13. You are juice the cutest
14. I love you cherry much

For Friendships

Through sweet and sour times, a good friend sticks by your side. Let your berry best friend know why you think they’re grape.

1. Kiwi be friends?
2. It takes two to mango
3. You’re my main squeeze
4. Orange you glad we’re friends?
5. I’m grapeful for our friendship

To Say Thank You

Show your gratitude with a little apple-tude by thanking someone with a fruit pun. Saying ‘thank you’ is a sure way to make someone peel good.

1. Thanks! I ap-peach-iate it
2. Thank you berry much
3. Thanks a melon
4. Thanks a bunch
5. Thank you! I apple-solutely appreciate it

Now that you have some fresh jokes in stock, treat your loved one to a fruit basket to show them they are the ripe one for you. Accompany your gift with some handpicked fruit puns to make them feel warm and fuzzy.